By Janice Flint
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August 28, 2025
So, I'm doing something a little different with this one. As I write this it's 09:08 on July 11th. And my brother wants to go see James Gunn's Superman. Normally I don't write the blog post before the movie, but this time I thought I'd do a sort of pre and post draft. Cause it's Superman, you can sort of get away with that. And what I mean is that, largely, a Superman film or a Superman comic has certain action beats that you encounter. And arguably the biggest one is that Superman struggles for a bit with something and then just decides to get serious and the problem is solved. It's pretty standard, and I was talking to a coworker about this and he was talking about how much he liked Superman. And well, I don't. He's a boring character. Now that stated, there is something to be said about that power fantasy of just rising up and beating the snot out of a problem. Like when I play Elden Ring, I'm on playthrough like 10 on the PS5 now, I envision myself in that first playthrough as the scrub who has to "Git Gud." And then I beat the game and I'm "Gud" and then the 2nd time through with the same character I'm one of the end bosses strolling through the game taking in the sights. And by the 3rd iteration of beating the game I'm the full "I am the lord of all that is golden" or "I am the avatar of the frenzied flame." The unstoppable juggernaut. And there's some appeal to that. But this is a James Gunn movie. Don't get me wrong, I loved Dawn of the Dead, Slither, and Guardians of the Galaxy, and his version of Suicide Squad was miles beyond the original with Will Smith. He's going to take some of the giants of D.C. and attempt to make the Justice League movie. And that's something DC has been wanting to do for a while. And I don't think it's going to work. Oh, it'll be a blockbuster success. Superman movies pretty much, like Batman, sell tickets. And people like James Gunn's Guardians and his Suicide Squad. But the thing is Hawkgirl, Guy Gardner, Mr. Terrific, and Metamorpho? You tell me which of those heroes has a sense of humor. I'll wait. So Mr. Gunn is going to be taking mostly serious characters and throwing them into a situation where they need to work together and become buddy buddy. Most of us know Hawkgirl and Metamorpho from Justice League/Justice League Unlimited. And Hawkgirl had some zingers, mostly at The Flash's expense. But Flash was funny and set himself up. But what were any lines Metamorpho had? None that are really worth remembering, but that could be excused because JL/JLU had so many characters you couldn't give them all the spotlights they needed. They all don't get to be Question and Huntress or Black Canary and Green Arrow. No, I suspect we're going to get a Bloodsport sort of thing. Where this one serious dude is stuck in the middle of a bunch of clowns. Superman is known as The Boy Scout by a lot of characters in the DC universe because he's always fighting for Truth and Justice and tries to redeem/see the good in others. Admirable traits and I can appreciate that. But you're telling me that Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner is going to be completely straight-laced without jokes? Naw. That's not happening. So, my prediction is that Superman is going to be the straight man, just like Idris Elba, and we'll have someone playing opposite him as Peacemaker/John Cena. And the others will be quirky characters. Who those are? Couldn't tell you. I looked at the IMDB page at the cast, and I'm already bad at names of actors, and I didn't see anyone I really recognized. I recognize Wendell Pierce and Frank Grillo and Sean Gunn, he's in every Gunn movie it seems, oh and of course Alan Tudyk, I'd recognize that crotch shot anywhere. For those not in the know, reference the jokes to him on Andor/Rogue One. But yeah, none of these guys are folks I really recognize. But when it came to Guardians I really only knew Dave Bautista, cause I used to watch wrestling. I knew the girl who played Gamora having seen her in various places but she wasn't a headliner, so to speak, and Chris Pratt was just the dude opposite Ron Swanson. Anyway, time to wrap up the pre-movie thoughts... I feel like this is going to be a long blog post. And as it stands there are 3 other blog posts before this. So, it won't be out until like August 28th. And of course, the Fantastic Four is going to be coming out next and that's going to be even later. The joys of a backlog of blog posts. As promised, part two of this. It is now 7:55 on July 11th, 2025, and I have seen Superman 2025. Saw it in a theater at 11 with maybe 6 other people. It certainly wasn't a packed house, which I like. I hate having to struggle to find seats, who doesn't, right? Anyway, so the movie is, well, it's a superhero movie. If you're expecting flying fists and explosions and that sort of stuff, congrats, you'll give it a standing ovation like the two dudes in front of me did. For some reason. This isn't a bad movie, does it have problems? Yes. What movie doesn't? Some of them are, like in my case most likely, a matter of taste. Hawkgirl screaming like a bird of prey got annoying the first second she did that. And I hope she's quietly forgotten in the next movie. Which is sad. I actually really loved Hawkgirl in JL and JLU, she was probably my favorite female character. But again, minor gripe. I also felt the theater volume was spinal tapped up to 11 for maximum reverberation. Supergirl walking on for all of two seconds and then saying "Peace out, bitch." Yep, that's a square go fuck yourself right there. There is no profanity that I heard in the movie. And the explanation that she likes to go to other worlds with red suns and get trashed. Great, you're telling me she's the Kryptonian version of Lobo. And I'm sure it was supposed to be cutesy and quirky but that minute or so of dialogue and interaction just killed Supergirl 2026 or whatever for me. And the general feel of the movie. It was Guardians of the Galaxy. Which nothing is wrong with that. Your cast of actors acted and largely did a good job. But there were a lot of moments where I could close my eyes and be like "Oh, that's Star Lord." That's generally not a good thing. But I will say in this particular case that James Gunn actually made Superman seem human. Like you can actually feel like he's a lived-in character. Normally he's just a dull brick used to solve problems by smashing things. Superman saying "He's punk rock" was somewhat adorable. I'm not punk rock, but anyone who makes that claim should get an arched eyebrow and a look that speaks volumes. But, that's not a complaint in this particular case. It's some of the characteristics they decided to impart in this version of Clark Kent. But I could go on about how Luthor, like most incarnations, just doesn't live up to the hype. It's really hard to compete with Clancy Brown's voice for Luthor. That Luthor felt menacing and like he had everything planned out. This one, if I were told he's Luthor just starting out, I could believe that. He didn't have most of the sophistication of the Luthor I love. But you could see him doing those Luthor things. And I will say one last positive note about Superman 2025. There is something about that theme. I've never liked Superman, but I find myself occasionally listening to the Superman theme Christopher Reeve had. And I won't lie, I got a little teary eyed. And the kids raising the flag and pleading for Superman, that was probably the highlight of the movie. Not the fighting the raptors, not the fight against Planet Watch, not even the end when Clark is talking to Luthor about how he's as human as everyone else. Until Krypto came in and tried to kill the villain. But the entire Krypto thing, as a dog owner, could earn an entire rant. So, I suppose, go see it. I've already been told by two of my friends regardless of my thoughts, they'll see it. And that's A-OK. Just because I have mixed feelings about the Guardians of Justice/The League of Galaxies doesn't mean others won't. Just maybe wear some earplugs and realize that this isn't a Superman movie. It's a James Gunn Film, for better or worse. I feel like I've been doing a lot of movie things, maybe I should go read a book, you know, since I pretend to be an author. Incorrigibly yours, J.E. Flint